Heals The Original Dryness

gotta love the wind

so my first offical smore making experience was this weekend. i've done the roasting marshmellow thing for years but never added the chocolate and graham cracker elements. so we're watching nickelodeon last night and a commerical for this kids smores making machine comes on and i haven't eaten yet so of course i get a terrible craving to do smores. so we go out, get kfc, stop at longs afterwards get marshmallows and a big thing of hershey's, but they don't have graham crackers at this longs. so after much debate as to whether we should try a substitute ("they've got regular crackers... we could use saltines... ooo! they have teddy grahams! thats a graham cracker like cookie" "those are mini teddy grahams. we'd have to get mini marshmallows and mini chocolate chips..." smores for super models "um, i had a grape about 5 hours ago, so i'm going to have to split this with you") we decide to check out grahamless and try the longs downtown, which james does while i'm in the tub. i decided to shave my legs, i didn't feel like waxing them this time. quite fun. anyway, james returns and we make apartment smores on our stove. our electric stove. it was delightfully sacrilege, esp considering it was my first offical smores experience. oh, and we don't even have like shishkabob sticks to roast with, we were using lobster forks (cause we have a bunch for some reason). this afternoon i made a couple using a bent paperclip and a candle to roast the marshmallows. it makes our place smell like burnt sugar.