Heals The Original Dryness

Heals The Original Dryness

i am no longer a faerie

it was not vanity that drew her to the mirror;
it was the amazement at seeing her own "I."
-the unbearable lightness of being

4.12.2002

Me: you still suck
Him: suck what?
Me: ... my dick
Me: wha?
Him: um...
Him: hmm
Him: Aileen, I never would have guessed!
Me: yes it's quite retractable so you didn't notice it
Me: (Him: you'll just have to wait and see :-D
Me: i was going to respond, “you suck”)
Him: ...like a rather disturbing conversation I heard in the bathroom once.
Him: I was brushing my teeth
Him: and two girls were showering (not together, of course...in separate stalls)
Him: they were having a friendly argument, it seemed
Him: and one proved her point beyond doubt,
Him: shouting in triumph:
Him: "SUCK IT, BITCH!"
Me: lol!
Him: "Suck what," the other one said, "your pussy?"
Me: lololol
Him: "Uh...yeah! Suck the hairs off my pussy!"
Me: *falls over*
Him: "No, thank you. I don't want that stuck in my teeth."
Him: and at that point I left.
Me: *giggles muchly*
Me: can i put that on my blog?
Him: yeah sure

Quoth the Raven # 2:45 AM

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