Heals The Original Dryness

the following is a silly conversation:
DaMadFiddler: humbug
NeeliaBuzz: :-P
DaMadFiddler: don't you stick your tongue out at me, little lady
NeeliaBuzz: :-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P
NeeliaBuzz: :-P
NeeliaBuzz: take that
DaMadFiddler: one of these days, someone's gonna steal that tongue
NeeliaBuzz: naw, it's a quick tongue
NeeliaBuzz: retreats from danger quite easily
NeeliaBuzz: :-)
NeeliaBuzz: see
NeeliaBuzz: now you see it :-P
NeeliaBuzz: now you don't :-)
NeeliaBuzz: O:-)

fade in, fade out: later
DaMadFiddler: ...teenage girls...
DaMadFiddler: will they never learn?
DaMadFiddler: :-P
NeeliaBuzz: *steals ian's tongue*
NeeliaBuzz: ha!
DaMadFiddler: oh-ho!
DaMadFiddler: that was just my FALSE tongue, attached to the end of the real one!
NeeliaBuzz: *looks at it* aw shit
DaMadFiddler: [quickly dissolves into glow-in-the-dark, permanent marker ink all over NeeliaBuzz's hands]
DaMadFiddler: take THAT
NeeliaBuzz: *smears it all over ian's face*
NeeliaBuzz: take THAT
DaMadFiddler: [dodges; NeeliaBuzz gets it on Benn instead]
DaMadFiddler: :-D
NeeliaBuzz: yeah thats right, hide behind my boyfriend
NeeliaBuzz: you fucking coward...
DaMadFiddler: you're just jealous of my quick reflexes
NeeliaBuzz: *chases ian around with evil glow-in-the-dark ink of doom*
DaMadFiddler: [turns on personal force field]
DaMadFiddler: Beam me up, Scotty!
NeeliaBuzz: (what???)
DaMadFiddler: I got all this stuff from my Fortress of Technologitude.
NeeliaBuzz: *takes out really large weapon and destructs his force field*
DaMadFiddler: which I teleported back to
DaMadFiddler: just in time
DaMadFiddler: to miss your laser
NeeliaBuzz: however my laser has a attached cable to it which i followed to your fortress
DaMadFiddler: nice try
NeeliaBuzz: what? i'm here aren't i
DaMadFiddler: but these things don't work when you make up wild horsecrap
DaMadFiddler: [my fortress is impenetrable; my teleport beam untraceable]
DaMadFiddler: :-D
DaMadFiddler: [sends holo-image of giant tongue]
DaMadFiddler: :-P
DaMadFiddler: tricky bastard, ain't I?
NeeliaBuzz: you're such a nerd!

i'll admit i've had more rewarding fight conversations than this, but this one was damn amusing.
*insert song lyrics here* back in business and ain't it grand. let the good times roll
not perfect i know but they were the first to pop into my head. the song i was singing to myself earlier has slipped away