Heals The Original Dryness

imagined conversation:

*ring*
mmmgggg.. hello?...
hi mom? are you able to give medical advice while half asleep?
... it's three thirty in the morning ...
i know, but i think i'm pissing blood. i'm not sure if it's from my piss or my period, but i've drank maybe 5 glasses of cranberry juice today and i'm not sure if it's helping or not

i'm not sure how the rest of the conversation would go, but the thought of the begining amused me. and in case you haven't notice there is very little censorship of my thoughts on this page. i only censor my thoughts that i post if i know that it will effect events between other people. gruesome details about my body and ailments are not going to cause two other people to break up... and i would be very intruiged if i did. could be an awesome tool to ruling the world someday, who knows.

i am so behind in core homework, i just realized that. i'm too facinated with myself and my personal life right now to be bothered with school. i really don't think people will buy that as a viable excuse tho. *sigh* shit.