Heals The Original Dryness

snoop dogg is in a movie... as is maria carrey (however you spell it)... what is with our entertainment industry. for this reason, i refuse to say that lord of the rings is going to be the best movie ever. it'll be a DAMN SEXY movie, like the matrix and... some other sexy movie. by sexy i mean its one of those movies that you just can't take your eyes off of. and tho you know they might have a contrived personality, and will take your money and leave you wanting more, it's not one you'd really get and emotionally and intellectually fulfilling relationship from, unless you sit back and analyse how wonderfully manipulative and currupting the sexyness is. thats always fun. anyway, i'm REALLY pissed because i am not IN this movie, and thats just not right. and also there was a really nicely done cartoon version that came out in the 80's or something, but no one went and saw it, and therefore part 2 never got made, and it really sucks.

what this modern one has, is a DAMN COOL ad campaign. bloody geniouses they are. (dear lord, i'm talking like neil. *sigh*) they film it in NEW ZEALAND, so already theres that whole secrecy element, which gets all the cult fans worked up, and the rest of hollywood just itching to get their hands on bits of it. they have this big huge shindig for the release of TWENTY SIX MINUTES OF FILM *gasp* ooo aah, so people got to interview actors, and people wandered around in costume, and they had all this money to transform a place into middle earth for a weekend. thats the whole thing, you can do anything with money. this divides the art industry even more into the have's and the have not's. it's the same thing with disney on broadway. OF COURSE they can do this big huge spectacular show that makes you go "oo ah wow" with its amazing theatrical designs, because they were working with a practicly limitless budget. the story was carefully crafted by experts to produce the desired emotional reaction at every step of the turn. THEY DON'T EVEN WRITE THERE OWN STUFF! they have to take long told fairy tales and shakespeare and verdi operas to make successful things! *runs around screaming* this was why i absolutly loved The emporors new groove, because it was so out of the ordinary, and so original, and random, and not the standard form of a comedy. i loved it, and i really wish the dvd directors commentary didn't sound like they had guns pointed at their heads. NNNNNyyyyaaaa..... *calms down*

thanks, i needed that...