Heals The Original Dryness

too much bloggin!!! (btw, i talk about sex in this blog. so just warning...)

-don't you think they should have beer flavored jelly beans? i was eating cheetos after eating many a jelly bean, excellent diet, i know, (heh. gets better too...), and i thought HEY! they should have BEER flavored jelly beans. and then i thought of this whole AD campaign marketing jelly bellys and yeah. *sigh* i should be in marketing. it's the dark side of the force, but it'd be soooo fuuuun. must take classes in college.. *evil grin*

-i took adavatage of being 18 for the first time today. after we saw american pie 2, dave and i played pool. in a pool parlor! an 18 and older pool parlor! excitingness! and i kicked his ass in the third game. but he deserved it, he was haveing WAY too much dumb fuckin luck the first two games.

- dave's off to college soon :'-( . everyone wave and say "bye bye!" to dave!

-fooled around muchly for the first time in a car. luckly, it was not the back of a volkswagon. (word to the wise: it's probably a bad idea to swallow cum on a fairly empty stomach... yeah... jonathan was really more jealous that i swallowed then that i gave a blow job. that was funny.)

-tantrum yesterday e'en was general frustratedness of how neil is passive and prudish, but so gad-damn appealing, rawr, and how i'm not allowed to be as affectionat as i am to my other boys and we weren't talking about it directly and it was stupid and yeah. so i confronted him, and he wimpered in pain, but we talked, and it was good. and then i tryed to print and the computer restarted itself *sighs and hits head against the wall*

people will never be able to understand my life... i love it tho. it's fun. :)

gonads in the lightning... in the lightning...