Heals The Original Dryness

NeeliaBuzz: top ten signs moving was a bad idea:
8. Everytime you open the microwave, a thousand dead souls scream out "HELP US! aiiiiggggghhh!" from a spirling vortex leading to an otherworldly dimension. And the realtor said the house was "fine"!
Neilsat: BRILLIANT.
Neilsat: I love eight
Neilsat: The microwave. Brilliance.
NeeliaBuzz: 6. It's not fun to stay at the YMCA after all.
NeeliaBuzz: Top Ten Sequels we Hope we Never See:
8. Gladiator 2: Maximus in Space
7. Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 3: Sex With a Woman
6. Armageddon 2: More Boom-Boom!!
5. Waterworld 2: Even More Water
Neilsat: Maximus in Space is wonderful.
NeeliaBuzz: water world 2: EVEN MORE WATER!
Neilsat: I like that.
Neilsat: It works well in the voice I know you just said it in.
NeeliaBuzz: :D
NeeliaBuzz: and 1. I Sort of Remember What You Did Three Summers Ago, But I'm Not Sure
NeeliaBuzz: Top Ten things to do in heavy traffic filled with soccer-mom SUVs taking their kids on the first day of the school year:
8. Fake a dramatic suicide with a starter's pistol and a blood pack. (*PLOOSH* "Mommmmmeeeeeeeee!!!")
NeeliaBuzz: 4. Change into pink and white robes, shave head. Break out tamborine and flowers, while mom is on cell phone, convert children to the way of Hare Krishna. Conduct a pied-piperesque march down the interstate.
Neilsat: *rolls about laughing too hard*
NeeliaBuzz:THATS WHAT I DID!
NeeliaBuzz: dear GOD these are wonderful!