Heals The Original Dryness

the childrens story never written:

late one night, while Aileen was getting ready for bed, she took off her shirt and had a minor heart attack at what she saw. her little A cup breasts that tended to be a bit deflated seemed to be twice their normal size! Mommy! Mommy! she screamed, My breasts are huge! They're spreading into my armpits they're so big! and they're really heavy and are kinda sore too! whats going on? Well dear, her mother explained, sometimes after your ovaries release and egg to rest in the felopian tubes and wait to be fertilized by a determined sperm, the rest of the body starts preparing for a potential baby as well. So my body thinks i'm having a baby? But i haven't even had real sex! this makes no sense! Of course it doesn't dear, but what do you expect from the same species that developed the non-dairy creamer? logic is beyond us...

*sigh* an attempt at a children's story melts into sarcasm. i can't do anything right.